1 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,718 This wine is good! You can drink it! 2 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:29,358 Hey there, old cheers! 3 00:02:33,733 --> 00:02:36,156 There's no drinking here! - Let me drink! 4 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,637 What ass! 5 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,360 What did you see? - I said: “What an ass!”. 6 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,397 Fuck! 7 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,079 Cowardly traitor! 8 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:09,356 Eat bread treacherously! 9 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:10,914 Son of a bitch! 10 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,278 Tie! Sardanapalus. 11 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,670 I'll break your neck! Bastard! 12 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,278 Son of a bitch! 13 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,518 Filthy female. - Uccellara! 14 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,876 But go! - On judgment! 15 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,230 Let's put Madonna Filippa on trial! 16 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,839 Oh! 17 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,392 Ha ha. 18 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,117 Ah! 19 00:04:18,346 --> 00:04:19,386 So… 20 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,394 Madonna Philippa. 21 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:29,073 - Madonna Filippa, confirm the accusation... - Of adultery. 22 00:04:29,626 --> 00:04:30,946 - Of adultery? 23 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:36,670 Confirm that you have been found… - In bed. 24 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:42,314 - In bed with sir... - Lazarin. 25 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:47,599 Lazzarino, present here. And you are… - Very careful. 26 00:04:48,879 --> 00:04:55,636 Oh, thanks! - And be very careful 27 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:01,313 what you answer. 28 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:05,128 The thing! No. - The statute! 29 00:05:05,182 --> 00:05:08,637 Our statute can condemn you 30 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,006 for the very serious ones. 31 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,192 - But what does he do? Is he undressing now? 32 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,475 I want to see! - Shut up and sit down! 33 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:06,431 You scoundrel, you coward! - I'll throw it to you! Murderer! 34 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,799 Do you know where Strappapelle is? 35 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,791 But it's you that woman who has to talk to him? 36 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,831 Yes, it's me. - Then come down. 37 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,759 - Hey, hey! Here. 38 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:24,316 of Madonna Catella, very young and beautiful 39 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,119 honest and clear as a star 40 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:32,315 and Minutolo Ricciardo, young, astute and vigorous, 41 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,558 I'll tell you about his desperate love 42 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,677 and how he had deceived 43 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:41,873 to have from the beautiful Madonna Catella the most beautiful thing! 44 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,555 Mistress, tell me a little, 45 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,677 have you seen Ricciardetto Minutolo? 46 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,471 Destroy that beautiful Catella with love! 47 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,874 And all of Naples knows it! 48 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:58,079 - And Comare, Ricciardetto Minutolo doesn't it do anything? 49 00:06:58,133 --> 00:07:01,410 - It seems she doesn't have it into any consideration. 50 00:07:01,513 --> 00:07:04,710 She is always in love and very jealous of her husband. 51 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,673 Really? - And Ricciardetto's wife doesn't know? 52 00:07:07,733 --> 00:07:10,691 - The eye does not see, the heart does not hurt, Mistress Nuzzella! 53 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,031 - And Catella's husband, Messer Strappapelle, 54 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,231 Is his eyes blindfolded and ears plugged? 55 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,679 Maybe he doesn't know or pretends not to know. 56 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:23,675 But being Madonna Catella madly in love and jealous of her husband 57 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:26,838 this is calm. Do you understand, Mistress Nuzzella? 58 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,232 - Eh, Comare Gogna, do you know what I'm telling you? 59 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,556 I feel very sorry for Ricciardetto! 60 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,313 What a handsome boy, our Ricciardetto! 61 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:39,280 If I were Madonna Catella I would have let myself be convinced already! 62 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,993 Don't tell me, Mistress Nuzzella. 63 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,758 It's as beautiful as the sun! 64 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,957 - Donna Catella, Donna Catella! 65 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,519 Have you seen Messer Ricciardetto? 66 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,153 - And how cheerful and smiling he is! 67 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,078 The whole neighborhood says he's cured! 68 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,559 - Healed from what? 69 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,473 - Donna Catella, he is said to have recovered from the love he felt for you. 70 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:11,235 And that his heart is inflamed for a certain Madonna Lucrezia! 71 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,598 - You can't imagine not even remotely 72 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,394 how I feel better now that I no longer have it in front of me. 73 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:21,650 Forgive me! 74 00:08:21,843 --> 00:08:25,576 They go saying where your husband Strappapelle arrives, love lights up. 75 00:08:25,683 --> 00:08:27,159 - What do you mean, Ricciardo? 76 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:29,794 - Madonna! 77 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,358 If you have to tell me something, tell me. 78 00:08:35,089 --> 00:08:37,231 I'm telling you, but you mustn't let out a word. 79 00:08:37,366 --> 00:08:38,395 Then do as you please. 80 00:08:38,589 --> 00:08:41,275 No, I'm telling you! - Only you have to keep quiet. 81 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,078 Otherwise you'll get me into trouble. 82 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:47,630 You have to promise me that you will not mention it to anyone. 83 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,757 And even less so with him, your husband. 84 00:08:54,290 --> 00:08:57,000 - It's okay, I promise. I'll be as silent as the grave. 85 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:03,749 - Madonna, if I still loved you like once upon a time, 86 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,069 I would keep the things I'm about to tell you to myself. 87 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,711 But since that love has passed, 88 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,315 I don't care to know what I discovered. 89 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,677 And I feel sure that Strappapelle, your husband... 90 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:24,953 I don't know if Strappapelle does this because of the love I felt, 91 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,193 or because he believes that I has never been loved by you. 92 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,430 But in this way then in this other way, 93 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,313 it is certain that he, for some time now, 94 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:42,237 he tried more than once to secretly meet my wife. 95 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:46,013 Now my woman, who is faithful to me, 96 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,993 and he knows this because he never got anything from her, 97 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,514 he told me this. 98 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:54,879 And this morning too, an ambassador of your husband Strappapelle 99 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,312 she went to my woman to find out what she wanted to do 100 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:02,634 and that he would make sure to meet her secretly in a bathroom. 101 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,234 But don't believe it that I send her to this bathroom. 102 00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:11,477 But if I were in your place, 103 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,797 I would make sure that instead of finding her found you. 104 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:18,234 - I'll tell him a lot of bad things to that damned thing! 105 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,276 But how can this be done, Ricciardo? 106 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:27,357 - I'll have my wife tell me to the one that carries the embassy, 107 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:31,238 that tomorrow around the ninth hour you will find yourself at that bathroom. 108 00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:35,791 And if you listen to my advice, you have to go there. 109 00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:41,551 This son he doesn't tell me the right story about a good woman. 110 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:48,359 He looks bored, distracted. And eat! 111 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:59,926 - My wife, I'm a little tired. I'm going to bed. 112 00:11:00,046 --> 00:11:01,873 Oh, is that so? 113 00:11:06,903 --> 00:11:09,037 You son of a bitch! 114 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,393 You have another woman in mind, 115 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,831 with which tomorrow you believe you have pleasure and delight. 116 00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:19,715 But for the soul of your dearly departed, my husband, 117 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:24,000 you have a wife who has 100 eyes and 1000 ears 118 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,279 and the whole world stands with his honesty. 119 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,713 - Hey, Mistress Nunzia! 120 00:11:30,780 --> 00:11:34,311 - Wait a little. I'm preparing the bathroom. 121 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,477 - No, but I don't have to take a bath. 122 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:40,417 Listen, listen, mistress. 123 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,877 You have to do me a favor. 124 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,833 I have to meet a female, you understand. 125 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,358 A decent female, 126 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,472 that only in this place secretly I can meet. 127 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,440 Come with me. 128 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:17,958 - The room is fine, though You have to fix it a little better for me. 129 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,117 - The bed fits, little one, 130 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,959 but also for two always occupy one's space! 131 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,235 At most I can put a bath in it. 132 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,719 I have nothing else. 133 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,274 - That's enough. 134 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:33,439 Look, around the ninth hour this female will come and ask you questions. 135 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,074 Do you know where Strappapelle is? 136 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,753 - You are that woman what should you talk to him? 137 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,056 Yes yes, it's me! 138 00:12:38,122 --> 00:12:39,913 And then go down. 139 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,910 You disgust me, my husband! 140 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,913 Filthy, reviled dog that you are! 141 00:13:57,686 --> 00:13:59,346 But who do you think you were with? 142 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,872 I'm Catella, can't you see? I'm not Ricciardo's wife! 143 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,314 Our Lady gave me grace. 144 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:08,149 You have worked your field and not another one like you thought! 145 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,550 Why don't you answer? Fool that you are! 146 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:18,439 Did you fall asleep? Or do you have a guilty conscience? 147 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,955 By God's faith, I don't know who's holding me back 148 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,714 from picking your fingers inside your eyes and take them out! 149 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,076 You think you flatter me with your fake caresses, eh? 150 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:28,880 You've got the wrong door! 151 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,435 I will not be happy and avenged 152 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,872 until I shame you in front of you to all the relatives and friends we have! 153 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,599 You are evil! 154 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:41,310 Maybe I'm not beautiful like Ricciardo Minutolo's wife? 155 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,399 - My life, don't be upset. I'm Ricciardo. 156 00:14:45,855 --> 00:14:50,402 Madonna, if you scream, yours honor and your good name will be ruined. 157 00:14:51,496 --> 00:14:54,160 And it's you you will say that I lured you here by deception 158 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,543 I will say that's not true. 159 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:01,317 And you know that people are more inclined to believe in evil rather than in good. 160 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:08,874 And therefore, my heart, if I have deceived you it was only because of the too much love I feel. 161 00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:11,711 And I'm always willing to hear it 162 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,794 and to be your most humble servant. 163 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:18,034 And from that day alone in bed they found a perfect agreement. 164 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:28,035 You want to trick me as Pyrrhus did to Nicostratus! 165 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,071 - I don't know either Pyrrhus or Nicostratus. 166 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,510 And I won the game! - Do whatever you want! 167 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:36,560 Hey you, I want to tell you a story. Listen, Cristina. 168 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,472 - As for telling stories you are a master! 169 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,876 But just a donkey can listen to you! 170 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,875 Now you will hear of a woman named Lydia. 171 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,678 - For Pyrrhus' sake 172 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:50,237 He took a bed with him in the presence of her husband, Nicostratus. 173 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:55,829 One day there was Lydia, who was at the window 174 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:01,474 and Pirro in the garden he played with his dog 175 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:08,798 and she who looked at him, fell in love with him. 176 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:26,240 Lusca, Lusca. 177 00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:32,111 The benefits you have received from me they must make you faithful and obedient to me. 178 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,833 And so look at what I'm going to tell you now 179 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,951 no person ever knows, 180 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,271 if not the one to whom you will go. 181 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,105 As you see, Lusca, I am young and fresh 182 00:17:57,172 --> 00:17:59,954 and I have all those things that men like. 183 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,393 But of these, of one I truly regret it. 184 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:07,075 That my husband's years are too many, if they measure up to mine. 185 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,670 For the thing of which young women they take more pleasure 186 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,813 I live not very contentedly. 187 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:18,399 And if luck has been so unfriendly to me in giving me such an old husband, 188 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,592 why suffer so much and fight with myself 189 00:18:21,656 --> 00:18:23,110 and don't worry about my health. 190 00:18:24,296 --> 00:18:27,279 And then I decided that among all our boys 191 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,637 the most worthy is our Pirro. 192 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,153 May he make up for it with his youth, 193 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,797 and for whom I burn with love, my husband. 194 00:18:38,929 --> 00:18:42,176 And therefore, if my life is dear to you, 195 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:45,718 find the best way to communicate my love to Pirro. 196 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,949 And I'm waiting for it when he likes to come. 197 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,232 Go! - Huh? 198 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,238 Go! 199 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,994 You see, Lusca, 200 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,595 I don't believe these words come from your mistress. 201 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,552 So watch what you say! 202 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:11,390 And even if they came from her, I don't think he makes you say them honestly. 203 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,850 And even if they were with the soul, 204 00:19:15,063 --> 00:19:17,316 my master It gives me more honor than I am worth. 205 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,000 I wouldn't insult him as much as life is dear to me. 206 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,560 Of this I am certain and look at you, Lusca, 207 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,753 Don't talk to me about these things anymore! 208 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,955 - Pyrrhus, about this and anything else that my mistress will impose on me, I will speak to you, 209 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,231 but you are a beast! 210 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,200 I want to die, I want to die, I want to die, I want to die! 211 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,630 - Don't be so discouraged, my Madonna. 212 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:46,330 If Pyrrhus is too faithful to his lord, your husband, let's find another one. 213 00:19:46,376 --> 00:19:48,357 - No! I want that! 214 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:53,111 You see, Lusca, you know that at first glance the oak does not fall. 215 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:58,239 Now you will return to the one who to my detriment he wants to remain loyal 216 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,237 and you will show him my ardor 217 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,558 and you will make it work. 218 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:12,838 But if he were to answer again like the first one, I would die. 219 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:17,119 - You would hope if you had a beautiful wife or sister and that Nicostratus liked it, 220 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,636 that he was looking for the loyalty and honesty that you're talking about? 221 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,114 - You see, Lusca, I believe what you told me, 222 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,711 but who tells me that my master, very wise, 223 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,599 does not agree with his wife to prove my loyalty? 224 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:38,033 Well, now I'll ask you three things to certify me of his love. 225 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:42,071 First, let her give to a servant my master's horse 226 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,833 that he loves more than himself; 227 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,669 second, you will take me a lock of his beard, 228 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,717 that he believes to be the most beautiful in the world; 229 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,954 third, the healthiest tooth he has 230 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,707 and who glorifies himself so much! 231 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,791 - This is what Pirro told me in response. 232 00:21:08,972 --> 00:21:11,634 He believes so wise Nicostratus. 233 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,150 I will amuse myself with Pirro in his presence 234 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,669 and I will make him believe that this is not true. 235 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,952 So I'll make Pirro change his mind of the wisdom of his master! 236 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,953 Do you like it? - It's beautiful. 237 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:31,318 Take it, it's yours. - Thank you! 238 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,477 Oh, woman, what have you done! 239 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,916 Giving away my best horse to a rough man from the country! 240 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,679 And what's more, a moron! 241 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,584 - I did what I thought was best. 242 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,840 Come, come my hubby, come! 243 00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:02,070 That if you want, 1000 best horsepower you can have! 244 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,549 Handsome! 245 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:08,076 Woman! What did you do? 246 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,637 What's wrong with you, girl? 247 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,080 - What do you regret, Nicostratus. 248 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,476 Did I perhaps pull six hairs out of your beard? 249 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,714 My husband, if I'm not mistaken your mouth smells so bad 250 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,518 which can be heard up to here. 251 00:22:54,356 --> 00:22:57,876 But don't you two hear too the stench that this mouth sends? 252 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,074 Oh, my husband! 253 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,278 But you have a soggy tooth which will spoil those on the side. 254 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,476 How can you bear this? 255 00:23:09,631 --> 00:23:12,069 - Have a master called get it out of me! 256 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,476 - May God not please it let a master come for this. 257 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,638 I will extract it for you excellently! Quick, Lusca! 258 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,311 - Would you have such courage, my wife? - Yes! 259 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:56,678 Pyrrhus! Pyrrhus! 260 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,393 - Did you send for me, sir? 261 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,677 - My wife is not well, her legs can't hold her 262 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,713 and it is his wish that you help me to accompany her to the garden 263 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,638 to relieve her boredom. - Yes yes yes. 264 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:19,850 Nicostratos be careful that Pirro will do you a disservice 265 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:25,757 soon you will be cuckold in the middle of trouble. 266 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:34,080 Cuckolded and happy. Horned and happy. 267 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:45,480 Nicostratos be careful that Pirro will do you a disservice 268 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:53,470 soon you will be cuckolded and in the midst of trouble. 269 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:01,353 - Pirro, I have a great desire of those pears. 270 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,632 Get on it and throw a lot. 271 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,279 Sir! But what are you doing? - Huh? 272 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,557 And you, Madonna, are not ashamed to bear it in my presence! 273 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:25,663 Do you think I'm blind? 274 00:25:25,889 --> 00:25:29,215 Then, Madonna, I don't understand. Just now you were so sick. 275 00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:31,039 How come you are so healed now? 276 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,715 - But what does Pirro say? Farnetic! 277 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,479 - Don't go crazy, Madonna! 278 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,318 You have many beautiful rooms! 279 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,756 Why don't you go to one of those to do these things? 280 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,397 And it will be more honest than that do it in my presence. 281 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,518 - Pirro, I really believe you dream. 282 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,758 My lord, I don't dream not at all! 283 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,315 Nor do you dream, on the contrary! You squirm so much 284 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,472 that if this one were to wiggle like this there wouldn't be a single one left! 285 00:25:56,740 --> 00:25:58,970 - But what could this be? 286 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,119 Maybe from up there he sees us as he says 287 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,848 and it seems true to him! 288 00:26:05,061 --> 00:26:07,879 If I were healthy I would climb on it just to see 289 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,998 what wonders these are which Pirro says he sees. 290 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,074 Come down. 291 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,956 - What are you laughing at? 292 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:27,076 - I think you got me for forgetful or dreamy. 293 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,635 I saw you on your woman, 294 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:35,351 and then, coming down, I saw you get up and place yourself as you are. 295 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,393 - Do you want to see that Is this tree enchanted? 296 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,359 And whoever climbs up sees wonders? 297 00:26:54,512 --> 00:26:57,240 By golly! What is this I see? 298 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,992 Ah, female crime! What is this you do? 299 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,472 And you, Pyrrhus, who I trusted most. 300 00:27:04,962 --> 00:27:07,304 Traiting female, answer! 301 00:27:07,444 --> 00:27:11,719 But I'm sitting, or do you see me differently? 302 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,918 - You're with Pirro and I see you doing things! 303 00:27:23,783 --> 00:27:27,310 You, evil woman! I'm sure I'll see fine! 304 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,473 And you, Pirro, won't be able to than to get hurt from me, 305 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,678 because I'm sure I can see well what you are doing! 306 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:39,556 - Lord, it was truly my confession, like you said before, 307 00:27:40,427 --> 00:27:44,440 that I saw the fake while standing above the pear tree. 308 00:27:57,023 --> 00:27:59,237 No no, I can see well! 309 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,072 Oh Pyrrhus, Pyrrhus traitor! 310 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,598 And you, ungrateful, cheating wife! 311 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,478 - When does your woman ever 312 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,479 who is very honest and wiser than others, 313 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,315 wanting to insult you he would go to do it before your eyes? 314 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,636 And he can't say that about me, that I would let myself be torn apart first. 315 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:37,071 To bad luck that you heard me say 316 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,795 that if I wanted to do these sad things what do you say you saw, 317 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,355 I would come and do them in front of your eyes! 318 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,113 But he will never have to do this again make a woman feel ashamed. 319 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,798 Run, Pirro. Run! Bring an axe. 320 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,917 And avenge you and me by cutting it. 321 00:28:55,263 --> 00:29:01,954 But much better, though, 322 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,510 it would be to give it to Nicostratus, 323 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,432 who had no consideration! 324 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,033 You are a beast! 325 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:13,078 And many times they enjoyed their love. 326 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,233 And God let us enjoy ours! 327 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:21,109 Sir! - Be careful not to enjoy it too much! 328 00:29:21,864 --> 00:29:25,255 - Such is the love I feel for you and joy and play, 329 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,749 I'm happy burning with your fire! 330 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,958 Damn Cristina! 331 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,755 - Don't laugh, Madonna, what have we got met that Messer Lambertuccio, 332 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,309 which solicits a response to his love, 333 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,677 threatening to insult you if you don't give in to his pleasure! 334 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,553 - Tell him carefully that I have a husband who is always at home. 335 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,990 That I would like it but I can't. 336 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,593 So he's calm. 337 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,553 Meanwhile I have my beautiful Leonetto. 338 00:29:57,116 --> 00:29:58,343 Leonetto! 339 00:30:10,506 --> 00:30:12,392 - Goodbye. 340 00:30:12,766 --> 00:30:15,086 Leonetto, Madonna Isabella wants you, run! 341 00:30:15,118 --> 00:30:16,685 I run, yes! 342 00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:23,157 Treasure! 343 00:30:40,193 --> 00:30:43,079 - He is the best of all the districts, believe me. 344 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,551 There is no horse his age who can keep up with him. 345 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,712 - I saw him heading towards Forlì the husband of Madonna Isabella. 346 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,194 - Well well, sorry friends. 347 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,470 Fly, my horse, fly! 348 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,879 My balls! 349 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,391 My beautiful wild lion. 350 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:23,718 What traffic with these veils! 351 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,712 Fly, fly my beauty, fly! 352 00:31:49,413 --> 00:31:52,114 Well, but have you finished yet, Little Lion? 353 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,466 Come here for a while. 354 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,871 - Madonna! Messer Lambertuccio arrives! 355 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,311 Cabbage! 356 00:32:18,441 --> 00:32:20,949 But it's bad luck personified this Lambertuccio! 357 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,714 - Let me pass, female, I'm going to my lady! 358 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,551 - Quickly, my love! Hide above the bed 359 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,876 and wait for this damn go away from here. 360 00:32:30,013 --> 00:32:31,593 Ah! The shoes! 361 00:32:33,226 --> 00:32:35,118 I'm coming, I'm coming! 362 00:32:37,133 --> 00:32:39,151 What are you doing, Messer Lambertuccio? 363 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,635 Here I come! 364 00:32:43,693 --> 00:32:47,316 My soul, I understood that your husband wasn't there 365 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,952 and I came to stay with you! 366 00:32:50,032 --> 00:32:52,151 But in short, Messer Lambertuccio! 367 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,958 How I longed your love! 368 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,478 Messer Lambertuccio! 369 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,630 Look at my power, Madonna, I burn for you! 370 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,058 Yes, I'm all fired up! 371 00:33:05,144 --> 00:33:08,318 Yes, I go crazy! - Sir! 372 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:13,714 I'm setting it on fire! Yes. - Messer Lambertuccio! 373 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,639 Damn, what are you doing! 374 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,595 What a shame to be 50! 375 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,950 — Don't worry! Don't worry! 376 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:43,037 Now I'll make you feel it! 377 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,873 My little wolf! 378 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,232 I'm your big bear, nothing but a little wolf! 379 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,710 Come here! - Be careful, though! 380 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:55,151 Very delicate, I'm very delicate! 381 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,910 But stay calm! 382 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,236 But little wolf, what are you doing? 383 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,639 Stop right there! 384 00:34:22,733 --> 00:34:25,446 Who is? - Madonna, your husband is coming back! 385 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,832 My husband is back! 386 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,089 What are you laughing at, cattle! Cheer up, my husband is back! 387 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,920 Hey, calm down! 388 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,873 How come this? I don't know? 389 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,110 My husband is here! 390 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,552 - Your husband! Don't be afraid, lady. 391 00:34:52,013 --> 00:34:54,226 I go over the bed. - Not above the bed! 392 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,358 Your horse is in the yard, 393 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,471 he will have already seen it! 394 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,318 Sir, if you ask me you want all this good, 395 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,954 and you want to save me from certain death... - Yes! 396 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,678 - Well, then do as I tell you. - Yes! 397 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,513 - Hold a large naked knife in your hand 398 00:35:10,331 --> 00:35:14,793 and with an ugly face and all upset you will go down saying… 399 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,794 So, then. 400 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,157 You will go down saying. - Saying? 401 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,711 "I vow it to God If I meet him I'll kill him!". 402 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,319 And don't worry, now. 403 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,791 - "And don't worry now!". - Hand! 404 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,791 - At that time? - The knife, here! 405 00:35:33,206 --> 00:35:35,709 - "I vow it to God If I find him I'll kill him!". 406 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,478 "I vow it to God If I find him I'll kill him!". 407 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,215 The hat, the hat! 408 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,709 Got it? "I vow it to God If I find him I'll kill him!". 409 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,020 - I'll kill him. I'm going! 410 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,434 "If I find him I'll kill him!". - — Yes. 411 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,392 “I make a vow to God“. - “I make a vow to God“. 412 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,154 “If I find him I'll kill him.” - “What if I find it.” 413 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,874 I make a vow to God. 414 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,480 Then, if I find it! 415 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,479 - But what am I doing here? Madonna! - Shut up! 416 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,150 Let's hope everything goes well! 417 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,838 “I vow it to God If I find him I'll kill him! 418 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:09,671 “I vow to God that if I find him.” The knife! Thank you. 419 00:36:10,759 --> 00:36:13,993 “I vow that if I find him I will kill him.” 420 00:36:15,290 --> 00:36:18,076 The knife is mine, thank you. - Yes yes yes. 421 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,599 “I always make a vow to God, if I find him I'll kill him!“ 422 00:36:27,366 --> 00:36:30,392 But what? I don't know! 423 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:36,518 "If I find him I'll kill him. I'll kill him." 424 00:36:36,913 --> 00:36:39,594 But who was he looking for! 425 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,713 Where did Messer Lambertuccio go, so angry threatening, 426 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,830 and what was he doing in our house? 427 00:36:48,943 --> 00:36:50,753 Oh! 428 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:57,916 Oh, sir, I never had such a fear! 429 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,555 A young man hid in here, that I don't know, 430 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,719 and Messer Lambertuccio, with a knife in his hand 431 00:37:05,776 --> 00:37:08,896 and a terrible face, chased him. 432 00:37:10,123 --> 00:37:13,750 This young man, all trembling, told me: 433 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,847 “Madonna help me, for the love of God, 434 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,470 that I am not for his dead arm." 435 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,074 But I didn't make it in time to ask him who he was, 436 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,714 here is Messer Lambertuccio, with the knife in his hand, 437 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,956 come up the stairs shouting: 438 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,231 “But where is the traitor?”. 439 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,070 I hid behind the bedroom door 440 00:37:35,164 --> 00:37:37,953 and he out of respect for me he didn't come in here. 441 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:41,232 And he returned as you met him. 442 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,077 - You did well, woman. 443 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,990 It would have been bad if a few people she had been killed in here. 444 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:56,318 - Where is this man, the fugitive? - I don't know where he's hiding. 445 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,880 Come down a little, boy. 446 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:02,073 - Where are you? Come out quietly. 447 00:38:07,526 --> 00:38:11,076 What do you have to do with Messer Lambertuccio? - And who knows him! 448 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,470 I think he mistook me for someone else. 449 00:38:13,529 --> 00:38:16,343 It's thanks to this gentlewoman if I was saved. 450 00:38:16,450 --> 00:38:19,673 - Come on, don't be afraid anymore. 451 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,554 I will take you home safe and sound. 452 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:28,634 And then try to know what he wanted from you Messer Lambertuccio. 453 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,592 - Now I'm tired, I want to rest. 454 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,359 You go and find a drink, go! 455 00:39:02,886 --> 00:39:05,078 - Oh! Here. 456 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,913 - What ways! 457 00:39:14,086 --> 00:39:17,312 Well, are you all here? And then, on the way! 458 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,355 - Has everyone left? - Yes, ma'am. 459 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,553 There is no one left. 460 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,751 -Ah. 461 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,517 You know well that I am fervently loved 462 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,353 by an Alessandro Chiaramontesi and by a Rinuccio Palermini. 463 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,718 And neither of them I know. 464 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,032 But which I continued to receive from them embassies of love 465 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,394 when my good husband he was still alive. 466 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,872 And since I have to remarry, 467 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,672 I would like to choose between the two, who do not know each other, 468 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,079 who is the most faithful, the best lover and the bravest. 469 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,240 - But your husband's good soul she was only buried today! 470 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,312 And what will the relatives say? 471 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,876 The gossips don't wait than the opportunity to throw poison. 472 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,270 - From the time he was ill, 473 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,471 I'm left without a male! 474 00:42:45,564 --> 00:42:47,876 And I feel like I can't resist one more day! 475 00:42:48,479 --> 00:42:49,992 Now hear what you have to do: 476 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,792 you will track down Alessandro Chiaramontesi and you'll tell him he has to go... 477 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,306 - You know a certain Alessandro Chiaramontesi? 478 00:43:14,426 --> 00:43:15,346 - Stay down there. 479 00:43:15,377 --> 00:43:17,253 Who's looking for me? 480 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,271 - I bring an embassy from Madonna Francesca. 481 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,838 - Come here a little, come here a little! 482 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,549 And hurry! Tell me what he wants to tell you my lady! 483 00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,516 But it's really you Alessandro Chiaramontesi? 484 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,396 - How? Can't you see it? 485 00:43:40,453 --> 00:43:42,437 - Madonna Francesca sends me to tell you 486 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,473 that now the time has come where you can have his love. 487 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,313 - Thank you God! 488 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,078 How much you made me suffer! 489 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:53,075 - Wait! Not like that. 490 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,912 And how, then? And does he speak? 491 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,286 Does your tongue weigh on you? 492 00:43:56,386 --> 00:43:59,359 We have to do it in a way that the relatives do not know. 493 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,317 So, Madonna Francesca asked 494 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,597 to be taken home the body of her poor husband, 495 00:44:04,646 --> 00:44:06,773 because he wants him one more night at home 496 00:44:06,826 --> 00:44:09,394 and cry over him alone. 497 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,756 And what are you doing? 498 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,157 - Long before midnight you will go to the crypt 499 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:18,392 where the body was taken of her poor husband 500 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,194 and wearing the clothes of the dead 501 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,436 you will make sure to replace him, 502 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,239 so you can go home of Madonna Francesca 503 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,789 and enjoy all his favors. 504 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,630 Are you Rinuccio Palermini? - Yes. 505 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:37,115 - I'll bring you an embassy of Madonna Francesca. 506 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,399 - Am I dreaming or am I awake? 507 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,438 Madonna Francesca did you say? - Yes. 508 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,233 He wants you for his service 509 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,392 and in return you will enjoy his love which you despair so much about. 510 00:44:50,986 --> 00:44:54,556 At midnight you will go to the sink where her husband is buried 511 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,792 and without saying a word you will take his corpse 512 00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,196 and you will take it to Madonna Francesca's house 513 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,490 where you can do with her everything you want. 514 00:45:09,053 --> 00:45:10,919 But I'm such an idiot! 515 00:45:11,426 --> 00:45:15,070 What if it was the relatives' joke because they want to kill me in that sink, 516 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,436 knowing the love I have for Francesca? 517 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,838 And let's say the corpse the relatives want it 518 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,031 to do some torment? 519 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:30,959 What do I know, pulling his teeth, 520 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,993 cut off his hands, put out his eyes. 521 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,516 And how can I stay still? 522 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:46,790 But yes, for this love For Francesca it's always worth it. 523 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:29,553 What, are you crazy? I didn't do anything! 524 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,230 I'll kill you like a dog to make a sacrifice for Francesca. 525 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,630 He woke up, he woke up! 526 00:46:43,873 --> 00:46:45,953 And where is this going in such a hurry? 527 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,790 Ah, Francesca, you set me on fire the heart for a long time, 528 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,833 now you want this service of mine and I will do it for you, 529 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:57,272 bringing the body home who out of your kindness died without horns. 530 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,879 But if you asked me all the dead on earth 531 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,390 I would bring them to your feet, 532 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:08,235 just to enjoy your love that destroyed my life! 533 00:47:10,513 --> 00:47:13,116 The eye does not see, the heart does not hurt. 534 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,232 Oh mama! 535 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,154 There he is, the dead man! 536 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,599 What do I do, say hello? 537 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,837 If he then answers me it shocks me. 538 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,160 Good evening. 539 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,671 How cool it is in here. 540 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:39,798 Good for him, right? 541 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,599 It looks like cod to me. 542 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,113 And now who uploads it? 543 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:56,279 Oh yeah, not me? 544 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:03,753 Let's try it a little. 545 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,237 Sorry, I'm so sorry to bother you. 546 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,634 That you ate before dying, the iron? 547 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,306 Kill how much the dead weigh! 548 00:48:29,493 --> 00:48:32,394 The world is made up of stairs, some go down and some go up. 549 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,239 I'm always going up! 550 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,553 Here's another one! 551 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:55,151 I just couldn't take it anymore! 552 00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,715 I felt bad! Feel your stomach! 553 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,310 No, it's not the stomach. And what is it? 554 00:49:01,773 --> 00:49:06,290 I don't know! Let's start again. 555 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,630 Who was it? 556 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,316 Damn, that stinks! What did you eat, sheep shit? 557 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,991 You never get there! 558 00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:35,073 No no, but what am I doing? That's dead! 559 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,514 But it seemed to me that he would bend my ear. 560 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,230 No no, it's tiredness, Rinuccio. 561 00:49:41,273 --> 00:49:43,795 It's tiredness. It's the bandage! 562 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,514 Yes, it was the bandage that had gotten caught in her ear! 563 00:49:46,953 --> 00:49:48,140 Ah, thank goodness! 564 00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:57,712 You gave me a scare! May it strike you! 565 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,235 Sorry, you're already dead anyway. 566 00:50:01,620 --> 00:50:03,159 Let's start again. 567 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,713 When I push myself like this I'm going to play football in Florence. 568 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,474 Ouch! - What do you want, we won't see each other! 569 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,555 I finally did it. 570 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,278 What are you, stone? 571 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,951 His eyes are too bright! 572 00:50:57,300 --> 00:50:59,357 You wanted to make me a cuckold, huh? 573 00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:04,509 I'll kill you! 574 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:23,159 Help, a ghost! 575 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:41,271 - Messer Alessandro, how much courage you have. 576 00:51:55,360 --> 00:52:00,912 Are you alone? And the bearer of your corpse? - He ran away. 577 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,878 But it's you! 578 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,435 Baldino, my boy! 579 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:13,280 You are handsome, young and vigorous! 580 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,595 You were staying in my house and I, silly, was looking for love elsewhere! 581 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,711 Right in my house! 582 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,713 He had a treasure! Rest in peace. 583 00:52:24,866 --> 00:52:26,877 And I didn't know it! 584 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:28,914 That's right, ma'am. 585 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,038 Between the two litigants, the third one enjoys! 586 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,836 - This guy has a treasure in there 587 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,719 to close the door like that? 588 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,032 - He is jealous, my comrade! 589 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,710 And the fate of the woman locked in there it is very bitter. 590 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,106 And to think that she she has been so honest to this day 591 00:52:58,180 --> 00:53:00,595 and he for no reason became jealous. 592 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,237 But now listen, what I'm going to tell about him. 593 00:53:41,226 --> 00:53:45,200 It will never end this crazy jealousy of his, alas! 594 00:53:48,093 --> 00:53:51,158 Dear me, that I will have to live my whole life forfeited, 595 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,993 without ever seeing a living soul. 596 00:53:53,173 --> 00:53:56,313 - Madonna, I am sorry to see you pining like that. 597 00:53:56,493 --> 00:53:58,152 - And what else could I do? 598 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,673 I can't look into the street nor receive a person, 599 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,235 so as not to see the time passing away. 600 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:10,153 - Madonna, I heard that here on the side 601 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:14,076 A handsome and proud young man lives there named Philip. 602 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,358 If there was a hole in the wall, 603 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:21,318 you could talk to him and pass the time. 604 00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,592 Go, go and prepare dinner, 605 00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:31,280 that you know well when he comes wants to be ready. 606 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:32,158 But if this were Filippo's room, I would be lucky! 607 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,995 You are certain that this Filippo does he live in that room that you can see from here? 608 00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,633 - I'm really sure, madam. 609 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,031 - Get up here and spy on him until you see it, 610 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:05,038 and then you will call me. 611 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,274 I'm afraid he'll come back, you know? 612 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,591 - Here it is, here it is! Madonna, here is Philip. 613 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,549 What a handsome hunk of a boy! 614 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,719 Let's hope he undresses. 615 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,315 I want to see him completely naked! 616 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,876 Who knows what it will be like underneath! 617 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,479 How beautiful it is. 618 00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,560 - Well? 619 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:52,678 Come on, what are you doing? Go get me something 620 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:54,393 with which I can arouse his attention! 621 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,718 Philip! 622 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,229 Hey! Philip! 623 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,314 It's me, Philip! 624 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,798 Philip! 625 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,474 Up here, up here, Philip! 626 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,193 Hello, Philip. 627 00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:58,740 Madonna, what are you doing there? 628 00:58:01,723 --> 00:58:04,691 I am buried alive, Philip, 629 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,312 because I keep a jealous husband even the air I breathe. 630 00:58:15,593 --> 00:58:17,345 Buried alive, understand? 631 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,879 Oh God, Madonna, here is your husband! 632 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:26,312 - Madonna, Madonna! Have you disappeared? 633 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,832 - Oh God, let's hope so that he doesn't notice anything! 634 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,918 Soon! 635 00:58:46,453 --> 00:58:50,474 But so what? Well yes! 636 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:52,471 He has seen me many times. 637 00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,310 And yet, yet all naked 638 00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:59,631 when I crawled into bed. 639 00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:01,639 I don't know! 640 00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:06,116 Who knows how long he had been spying on me. 641 00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,800 And if it's true that it holds such a jealous husband, 642 00:59:09,646 --> 00:59:13,878 this one has found the best pastime without anyone knowing. 643 00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:18,153 Madonna, your husband is out again! 644 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,236 Philip. Philip! 645 00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:33,233 But where the fuck did I put it? 646 00:59:36,153 --> 00:59:37,594 Here I am, Madonna! 647 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,951 - Philip, for heaven's sake, 648 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,555 make the hole a little bigger, 649 00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,311 that I can finally see you. 650 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,712 But not big enough that my husband can see it. 651 01:00:03,813 --> 01:00:06,998 Philip, come on! 652 01:00:14,853 --> 01:00:16,439 Philip. 653 01:00:17,913 --> 01:00:19,792 God he's so hard! 654 01:00:26,593 --> 01:00:30,986 Come on! Yes! Yes! 655 01:00:31,946 --> 01:00:34,429 - Madonna, how beautiful you are! 656 01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:04,552 - In two days it's Christmas. 657 01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:08,709 I would like to do like other Christians, 658 01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:11,714 go to confession and communion, 659 01:01:13,303 --> 01:01:14,803 if you liked it. 660 01:01:14,876 --> 01:01:17,403 And what sins did you want to confess? 661 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:21,953 - How? You think I'm holy why do you keep me locked up. 662 01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:26,872 You know well that I commit sins like the other people who live there. 663 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:31,234 But I don't want to tell you, 664 01:01:34,053 --> 01:01:35,958 because you are not a priest. 665 01:01:39,358 --> 01:01:42,433 - I'm very happy that you go to confession, 666 01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:46,512 but you must not go to other churches if not to our chapel 667 01:01:47,526 --> 01:01:50,792 and you will go there in the early hours of the morning from our chaplain 668 01:01:51,580 --> 01:01:54,798 or by the priest who is our chaplain will give you, not from others. 669 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,196 And then you'll go straight home! 670 01:01:58,740 --> 01:02:02,953 - I will do as you like, my husband. 671 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:25,434 - No no, you want to do something which will not please God. 672 01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:28,876 - And I'm only happy with others let them know the sins of my female. 673 01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:31,231 And you who are my friend must help me. 674 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:36,396 You do as you think, but I don't agree. Come on! 675 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,160 With these chickpeas in my mouth, 676 01:02:45,206 --> 01:02:47,391 she won't be able to recognize my voice. 677 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,957 And now a girl for the two of us. 678 01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:22,353 Have you asked the chaplain to confess? 679 01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:24,596 I make up for it. 680 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:41,399 If the female goes to the confessor, there is certainly betrayal in the heart. 681 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,833 Say. 682 01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:45,792 Praised be God, 683 01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,434 that this man went from being jealous to becoming a priest. 684 01:03:49,620 --> 01:03:53,793 But let it go, that I will give him tit for tat! 685 01:03:54,186 --> 01:03:57,631 - So, perhaps you have committed a grave sin, daughter? 686 01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,199 - Oh yes, my father. 687 01:04:02,353 --> 01:04:03,879 - And what a shame? 688 01:04:05,286 --> 01:04:09,274 - You, master priest, you know well that I am married, 689 01:04:10,416 --> 01:04:14,997 but alas, my soul has fallen into sin, 690 01:04:15,973 --> 01:04:21,319 because I fell in love with a priest. 691 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,558 And not being able to resist him, God forgive me, 692 01:04:25,626 --> 01:04:27,831 he comes to lie with me every night. 693 01:04:28,885 --> 01:04:31,992 As? - Isn't your husband lying with you? 694 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:33,879 - Yes, sir! 695 01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:38,555 - Then how can a friar also lie down? 696 01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:42,310 Lord priest, I don't know with what artifice, 697 01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:46,077 but there is no closed door that when you touch it it doesn't open. 698 01:04:47,946 --> 01:04:51,989 And when he gets to my room he says certain words 699 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:55,756 that my husband immediately falls into a deep sleep. 700 01:04:57,300 --> 01:04:59,278 And as he hears him sleep, 701 01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:03,037 he comes inside the bed. 702 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,093 And this is never wrong. 703 01:05:06,346 --> 01:05:10,314 And with me he lies until the morning. 704 01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:13,358 Madonna, this is a bad thing! 705 01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:15,319 Yes, sir. 706 01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:19,232 But I love her too much! 707 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:22,394 - Therefore, I will not be able to absolve you. 708 01:05:25,226 --> 01:05:27,312 - I am sorry, my father, 709 01:05:28,226 --> 01:05:30,669 but I didn't come here to tell you lies. 710 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,553 - In truth, Madonna, of you I am very sorry, 711 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,240 because I see you for this party lose your soul. 712 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,719 I will make a special prayer to God in your name 713 01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:45,637 and I will send you from time to time an altar boy, 714 01:05:46,850 --> 01:05:49,873 to whom you will tell if these they will have benefited you or not. 715 01:05:49,970 --> 01:05:53,436 - Oh no, my father, don't send people to my house 716 01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,558 because I have a jealous husband 717 01:05:56,310 --> 01:06:00,678 and if he knew! - Madonna, do not doubt this. 718 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:04,152 I'll make sure you won't hear never anything from him. 719 01:06:05,569 --> 01:06:07,358 Now go to your house. 720 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,310 - What is it? Are you not feeling well, my husband? 721 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,795 - It's convenient for me this evening go to dinner and hotel elsewhere. 722 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,869 Therefore I will close the door of the room tightly, 723 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,714 the one on the half staircase and the one from outside. 724 01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,397 And when it suits you, you will go to bed. 725 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,357 - You are well, my husband. 726 01:07:39,406 --> 01:07:41,039 Philip! 727 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:44,879 Philip! 728 01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:54,431 Come on, come on! 729 01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:07,314 Yes, come on! 730 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:08,720 Madonna! 731 01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:14,670 You will arrive, brother. 732 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:18,197 I'll show you if you open doors with words! 733 01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:22,631 And that female above is sleeping. 734 01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:17,980 Madonna! Wake up, in the grace of God. 735 01:10:18,013 --> 01:10:19,798 I bring an embassy. 736 01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:25,712 There's a boy over there who says he is an altar boy sent by the priest. 737 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,433 - Let him in. 738 01:10:28,513 --> 01:10:33,077 Actually, no. Tell him the priest he didn't show up tonight. 739 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:37,790 Even though I can't to push it out of your mind! 740 01:10:53,259 --> 01:10:55,231 Good morning, my husband. 741 01:10:56,240 --> 01:11:00,199 - What did you say to the brother confessor? - And I don't want to tell you! 742 01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:01,953 - Evil female! 743 01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:06,070 Unlike you, I know you told him. 744 01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:09,872 And it behooves me to know who this friar is 745 01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:12,236 that you are so in love with 746 01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:16,749 and that with its spells every night lies with you! 747 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:24,674 Therefore, do you want to tell me who this priest is 748 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,713 that got me through all night out there? 749 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:47,431 - Since you have let it enter the chest the evil spirit of jealousy, 750 01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:49,413 I told you that I loved a priest, 751 01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:55,911 and aren't you perhaps a priest that I love and to whom I confided my secrets? 752 01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:05,391 Perhaps some doors remain closed to you who are the master? 753 01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:12,636 I remained lying without the priest 754 01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:16,151 only the night you were out waiting for yourself. 755 01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:20,351 Repent today, 756 01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:23,798 and become the man you used to be again. 757 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:27,154 And don't let them make fun of you! 758 01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:31,554 I swear to you that if I felt like it to cheat on you, 759 01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:34,759 even if you had 100 eyes, 760 01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:39,954 I would achieve my pleasure without you realizing it. 761 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,477 - Epistle. 762 01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:23,320 “And when you fast, do not take a melancholy air like the hypocrites, 763 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:26,234 who disfigure their faces 764 01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:28,960 to show people that they are fasting. 765 01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:33,952 Truly I tell you who have already received their reward, 766 01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:38,517 but you when you fast show yourself alive and happy, 767 01:14:40,713 --> 01:14:43,116 so as not to show the men that you fast. 768 01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,072 And remember that fasting is good for you, 769 01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:47,396 refines the soul and intellect, 770 01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:49,871 and it makes you better.” 771 01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,158 And now, my dear brothers, 772 01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:55,709 All I have to do is wish you bon appetit. 773 01:14:56,046 --> 01:14:59,636 Eat, eat in peace 774 01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:01,597 and good luck to you. 775 01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:15,673 Peace be with you. Eat happily. 776 01:15:16,226 --> 01:15:20,831 Now and work. We praise the lord. 777 01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,470 And now the well-deserved rest. 778 01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:51,551 - How will you have ordered the kitchen, 779 01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:55,110 you will go to the countryside to collect wood and chicory for tomorrow. 780 01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:10,633 Yes yes yes yes. And well! 781 01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:14,276 What do I have to do! 782 01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:20,509 All this garbage. I'd make him eat the pieces! 783 01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:24,278 But walk, go! Tie! 784 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:31,473 Here you are. 785 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,389 Now we put on a parannanza 786 01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:37,279 and let's make these two dishes. 787 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:40,153 Here you are. They also disgust me. Tie! 788 01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:44,033 But look at that! 789 01:16:45,620 --> 01:16:50,038 They're taking a nap and I'm here! But walk, go! 790 01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:57,638 But who collects you. 791 01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:01,317 Let's go get this chicory. 792 01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:06,273 Have a good rest, brother. - Have a good rest, brother. 793 01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:08,710 Have a good rest, brother. - Have a good rest, brother. 794 01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:10,956 Have a good rest, brother. - Have a good rest, brother. 795 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:13,714 Bu good… - You tell me tomorrow, brother. 796 01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:16,480 Have a good rest, brother. - Always be praised. 797 01:17:16,579 --> 01:17:18,120 I'm alone, who will I tell? 798 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,276 Have a good rest, brother. 799 01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:41,435 But look! 800 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:45,071 I don't like it, I don't like it! 801 01:17:46,046 --> 01:17:47,758 But fuck you! 802 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:16,953 I'm so sorry! 803 01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:40,959 And who are you that I've never seen you around here? 804 01:18:42,206 --> 01:18:44,238 Never seen it and it also speaks! 805 01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:46,790 I'm the daughter of the master Nardò, my father, 806 01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:49,872 and picking chicory I made it this far. Well? 807 01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:56,959 Handsome! 808 01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:00,150 I believe you didn't find it the chicory you need. 809 01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:02,476 - And tell me, tell me, father! 810 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,312 I want to collect a quintal of it! 811 01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:07,193 - There's no need to pick it up, it is already collected. 812 01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:08,918 Oh yes? - Well yes! 813 01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:14,073 Come with me, come with me I'll show it to you. 814 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:19,753 Give me your hand. 815 01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:27,713 Be careful, huh? 816 01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:30,916 How good you are! 817 01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:35,029 But don't tell anyone, though. - Ninth! 818 01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:43,800 Ah, father! - What is it? 819 01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:45,718 - But in here are all your brothers there? 820 01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:47,279 - No, they're all taking a nap. 821 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:49,152 You always do what I tell you, without speaking. 822 01:20:33,392 --> 01:20:37,147 Put yourself here. Sit down. 823 01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:47,634 - And where is the chicory? I don't see it! 824 01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:50,394 And now I'll show it to you. - Oh mama! 825 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:27,235 - Father, what are you doing? And chicory? - Chicory? After, after, shut up! Shut up! 826 01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:21,517 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep. 827 01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:25,510 My father, but then will you give me the chicory? 828 01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:28,597 Sure, sure I'll give you the chicory, 829 01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:30,637 but don't think about it right now! 830 01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:37,590 This is very beautiful, but if you don't forget the chicory, eh! 831 01:22:37,800 --> 01:22:39,154 Where was I, that I no longer remember? 832 01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:41,914 Ah, yes, 5 sheep, 6 sheep, 7 sheep, 833 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,116 Eight sheep, nine sheep, ten sheep, 834 01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:52,240 11 sheep, 12 sheep. 835 01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:56,153 My Father! 836 01:22:57,146 --> 01:22:58,560 You're good, right? 837 01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:01,638 19 sheep, 20 sheep. - It's nothing. 838 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:05,199 There is someone! 839 01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:08,710 - Have you stopped, father? And why now? 840 01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:10,998 Shut up! 841 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:19,277 Shh! 842 01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:25,643 Pussycat! 843 01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:37,838 You will understand! And how do I do it? 844 01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:59,997 I have to find a way to get you out over here without anyone seeing you, 845 01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:02,874 so keep quiet and good until you see me come back. 846 01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:04,280 Did you understand? - Yes, okay, but what about chicory? 847 01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:07,512 — Oh, with this chicory! Then we'll get her! Shh! 848 01:24:55,320 --> 01:25:00,520 Sorry, father, I couldn't go first for wood and chicory 849 01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:05,189 therefore, with your permission, if you allow I'm going there now to do this service, right? 850 01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:20,278 - And go, brother! 851 01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:37,997 Now I open the cell in the presence of all the monks 852 01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:41,991 and so I'll show them to them this one's to blame! 853 01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:45,792 So they won't have anything to say when I have to punish him. 854 01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:51,313 Or maybe it's better to hear first from this female how it went 855 01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:53,956 and why is it in there? 856 01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:57,915 What if she was the wife or daughter of one person who has a good reputation? 857 01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:02,000 No, I can't shame her in front of all the monks. 858 01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:07,671 So let's go and see who he is. 859 01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:44,439 - I didn't do any harm! I'm here for the chicory. 860 01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:56,757 - Calm, calm, don't be afraid. 861 01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:06,839 But in short, I say, 862 01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:09,912 because I can't take pleasure when can I have it? 863 01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:13,400 This one here, no, she's a beautiful young woman, 864 01:27:13,480 --> 01:27:16,518 it's fresh, it's solid, it's good, 865 01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:20,235 and he is here without any person for the world to know. 866 01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:23,632 Now, since I can carry it to mind my own business, 867 01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:25,791 I don't know why I shouldn't do them! 868 01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:29,879 Who is going to know? And who is going to know? 869 01:27:31,240 --> 01:27:33,470 Nobody! - Huh? 870 01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:37,349 - Hidden sin is half forgiven! 871 01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:40,592 Huh? 872 01:27:54,760 --> 01:27:57,400 Father, will you give me the chicory then? 873 01:27:57,480 --> 01:28:00,154 No, my daughter, I only have chicory! 874 01:28:00,260 --> 01:28:02,171 Ah! 875 01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,956 Now you get this bunch of tripe! 876 01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:11,078 Let me see a little. 877 01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:13,391 Oh yes? Now I'll kill him. 878 01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:16,280 No, wait. - Hate! There it is. 879 01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:17,800 Get up, and get up! 880 01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:26,634 You come. And come! 881 01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:29,352 But does he go to sleep? 882 01:28:29,480 --> 01:28:32,074 Watch your belly, I'll give you the chicory! 883 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:36,238 Father, you were absolutely right. 884 01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:39,352 It's just better chicory of chicory! 885 01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:43,189 Ah, my father! 886 01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:30,113 - I will have this monk imprisoned. 887 01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:34,518 And all alone I will be able to stay close to this little sheep 888 01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:36,950 and enjoy it just like I say! 889 01:29:44,600 --> 01:29:48,639 Ah, good, well done, I'm pleased. 890 01:29:48,720 --> 01:29:52,475 I will have you imprisoned for the sin that you know. 891 01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:55,350 And what do you think, that I don't know? 892 01:29:56,833 --> 01:30:00,622 - You see, father, I'm not in this order for a long time, 893 01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:04,152 so that he may have learned every detail. 894 01:30:04,320 --> 01:30:07,358 And you still hadn't shown me 895 01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:11,713 that the monks should push from females on the stomach 896 01:30:12,460 --> 01:30:15,816 such as fasts or vigils. 897 01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:17,991 But now that you've shown it to me, 898 01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:21,551 I promise you, if you'll forgive me this, 899 01:30:21,820 --> 01:30:23,790 to never sin that way again. 900 01:30:24,367 --> 01:30:28,679 But I will always do as I saw you do. 901 01:30:30,153 --> 01:30:32,190 - Walk, brother, walk! 902 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:40,710 We are looking, carefully and carefully, to get her out of here, 903 01:30:41,160 --> 01:30:43,117 without anyone seeing. 904 01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:50,353 And let's give her some chicory. 905 01:30:52,160 --> 01:30:55,152 And tell her there's more tomorrow. 906 01:30:56,080 --> 01:31:00,074 And then tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow too. 907 01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:03,554 The next week, the next month, 908 01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:07,719 the following year. 909 01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:17,076 — Mr. Judge! Wake up, wake up! 910 01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:20,079 - Huh? 911 01:31:23,840 --> 01:31:25,478 What did he do? 912 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:33,957 Huh? Oh, mercy! 913 01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:41,954 - So, dear Lord Mayor. 914 01:31:42,480 --> 01:31:48,999 Please tell me what you would do leftovers from dinner? 915 01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:56,875 Oh, wow! 916 01:31:56,960 --> 01:31:58,633 - Now listen. 917 01:31:58,760 --> 01:32:00,558 You see how I am. 918 01:32:00,720 --> 01:32:05,032 I have everything men like and I have plenty of it. 919 01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:07,834 And well, this cuckold of my husband 920 01:32:07,960 --> 01:32:12,830 he always found me willing to give him everything. 921 01:32:13,120 --> 01:32:14,872 All what? 922 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:16,434 Ah! 923 01:32:16,680 --> 01:32:18,717 - But unfortunately it's not my fault, 924 01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:22,316 if nature gave me surplus resources! 925 01:32:23,240 --> 01:32:27,711 And what should I do? Should I throw them to the dogs? 926 01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:36,119 - But, oh god! 927 01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:40,713 And then, 928 01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:45,592 since this cuckold is sated, 929 01:32:46,400 --> 01:32:48,869 and I, thank God, have some left over, 930 01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:54,109 I found Messer Lazzarino who is very kind and beautiful 931 01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:57,846 and I granted him what was too much for my husband. 932 01:32:57,946 --> 01:33:00,953 If I am guilty for men, Lord Mayor, 933 01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:04,526 they are certainly not for my conscience. 934 01:33:04,626 --> 01:33:06,313 Long live the sentence! 935 01:33:06,560 --> 01:33:08,392 Long live Madonna Filippa! 936 01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:26,917 It will be by adventure which some of you will say 937 01:33:27,240 --> 01:33:30,551 than in telling these stories I used too much license 938 01:33:30,909 --> 01:33:33,031 but if the stories require these things, 939 01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:34,992 like the painter's brush 940 01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:37,475 which without any reproach 941 01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:42,475 Let's leave aside what he does to Saint Michael wound the serpent with sword and spear 942 01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:44,949 and to Saint George the dragon where he likes, 943 01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:47,839 but he makes Adam male and Eve female, 944 01:33:48,120 --> 01:33:51,078 and for the health of the human generation 945 01:33:51,160 --> 01:33:53,310 that is above good and evil 946 01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:56,074 original sin was invented. 947 01:33:57,440 --> 01:33:58,953 And now we're going to take a bath. 948 01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:01,080 You come. 949 01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:42,190 But where did he go? 950 01:34:43,960 --> 01:34:45,394 This is for the females! 951 01:34:51,080 --> 01:34:52,434 Fuck! 952 01:35:08,240 --> 01:35:10,629 Wait! I have to talk to you! 953 01:35:16,200 --> 01:35:18,350 Catch me! 954 01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:24,872 - Ah, yes, just my story I didn't tell you 955 01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:27,156 and I burn like fire to live it. 956 01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:30,234 Patience now for this day of mine 957 01:35:30,320 --> 01:35:32,630 and play the same game too!